150+ Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember

These short jokes are perfect for when you need a fast, funny quip.

1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
3. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat wrappers.
4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
5. Parallel lines have their own problems. It’s called “parallel-anoia.”
6. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. The inventor of the knock-knock joke should get a “No-bell” prize.
9. I couldn’t figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
11. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
12. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just rolled her eyes.
13. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just flipped her lid.
14. I’m friends with all electricians. We have such a great current connection.
15. Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they’ll never intersect.
16. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
17. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
18. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
19. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
20. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
21. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just needed to calm down… in Morse code.
22. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
23. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
24. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
25. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
26. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat wrappers.
27. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
28. Parallel lines have their own problems. It’s called “parallel-anoia.”
29. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
30. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
31. The inventor of the knock-knock joke should get a “No-bell” prize.
32. I couldn’t figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
33. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
34. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
35. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just rolled her eyes.
36. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just flipped her lid.
37. I’m friends with all electricians. We have such a great current connection.
38. Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they’ll never intersect.
39. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
40. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
41. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
42. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
43. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
44. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just needed to calm down… in Morse code.
45. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
46. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
47. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
48. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
49. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat wrappers.
50. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
51. Parallel lines have their own problems. It’s called “parallel-anoia.”
52. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
53. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
54. The inventor of the knock-knock joke should get a “No-bell” prize.
55. I couldn’t figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
56. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
57. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
58. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just rolled her eyes.
59. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just flipped her lid.
60. I’m friends with all electricians. We have such a great current connection.
61. Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they’ll never intersect.
62. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
63. Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
64. A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
65. A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”