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  • Chuck Norris Facts: 9

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    A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants. Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face. There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no…

  • Priest and Prostitute

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    A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day and began slowly warming up to her. “Oh, my child,” he said, “your dress is most lovely.” “Thank you, Father,” she replied. The radio was playing and they danced a little as they talked. “Oh, my child,” said…

  • Complex

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    “Madame,” said the psychiatrist, “you haven’t got a complex; you ARE inferior.”

  • Awards

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    Users to accumulate 5,000 points are rewarded with having no advertisements shown to them on this website. You can also get icons that appear next to your name once you have achieved certain goals. Awards are described on the icon page. You can get to the icon page by clicking an icon next to someone’s…

  • Alison

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    Knock-Knock? Who’s there? Alison. Alison who? Alison (I listen) to the radio sometimes!

  • Pasta Time

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    Dad: Courtney, do you want penne pasta for dinner? Courtney: No, but I’ll have dime or quarter pasta.

  • Labor Pain

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    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of…

  • The “Gogh” Family

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    Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of the lessor known ones… The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia …….. U. Gogh The brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue Gogh The cousin who was a blues musician- Indi-Gogh The fruity brother- Man-Gogh The sister who wore a…

  • To Arms!

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    Join the fight against brutality.

  • Three Questions

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    A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the lawyer’s rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions,” replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what is your third question?”

  • Juicy Squirt

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    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I…

  • The Bottomless Hole

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    Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can’t see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen… Nothing. One of them…