Jokes
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Nascar For Dummies Book
in JokesChapters In The “Nascar For Dummies” Book: How To Read It’s Impossible to Own Too Much Dale Earnhardt Memorabilia Jumpin’, Hollerin’ & Other Ways to Make Sure Your Favorite Driver Sees You When He Goes By at 230 Miles An Hour Roll Down Yer Winder First, *Then* Spit So You Wanna Be A Crew Chief?…
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Things You Don’t Want to Hear III
in JokesThings You Don’t Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness. “OK, make a wish and pull.” “Back in a minute. Gotta put money in the meter.” “What he doesn’t know, won’t hurt us.” “Tilt that TV a bit. I can’t see the game.” “That PROVES aliens have taken over our bodies.” “Someone call the janitor –…
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Why Did the Chewing Gum Cross the Road?
in JokesWhy did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s feet.
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Blonde’s Copy
in JokesA blonde wanted to have a copy of herself, so she went to the US, and they asked her for a sample of her blood. They asked her to come back after a week, so she went after a week and she saw a donkey, and they told her that this is her copy. She…
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Ugly-Halloween
in JokesYour momma so ugly she didn’t even have to dress up for Halloween, and still scared everyjoke, and made some people say, “Nice costume!”
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Top Nine Things Only Women Understand
in Jokes9. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes. 8. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 7. Crying can be fun. 6. Fat clothes. 5. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 4. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak…
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Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend’s Parents…
in Jokes10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I’m not sure how long that cop car will stay lost. 9. There ain’t nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara’s will be okay too. 8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I…
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You Know You’re A Mom When…
in JokesYou Know You’re A Mom When… * Your feet stick to the kitchen floor….. and you don’t care. * When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone’s bleeding. * You can’t find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call…
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Spit or Swallow
in JokesRosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, “I think I’m going to see a dietitian.” Nina asks, “Why?” Rosy answers, “‘Cause I need to know once and for all how many calories there are in semen.” Nina replies, “I really have no clue, but if you’re swallowing that much of it, no guy…
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Good Jokes
in JokesGOOD JOKE: A blonde. BETTER JOKE: A blonde playing chess. BEST JOKE: The blonde wins the game.