One day little Johnny decided to be a big boy by using the big toilet instead of his small toilet so he goes and pulls out his penis on the edge of the toilet then SMACK!! THE TOLITE SEAT WENT DOWN SLAMMING HIS PENIS then his mom sees him holding his penis saying OWW OW OW OW then his mom asked him what happened and he said can you kiss it better then his mom said OH NO DONT BE PULLING YOUR FATHERS SHIT AGAIN!!!
One day little Johnny decided …
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