Submitted by David VonGunten L…

Submitted by David VonGunten
Little Johnny was in school and the teacher was teaching the class if how a word could be used in a sentence twice.”Can anyone give me an example?” The teacher asked. Little Suzie, “My mother has a beautiful dress, she looked beautiful in it.” Little Debbie, “My mother produced a beautiful party, it went beautiful.” Little Johnny “My sister told my dad she was pregnant at the dinner table, and my dad said, “Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!”