A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, ?I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.? ?Suit yourself,? the farmer replied, ?the hens are round the back.?
A man was driving down a quiet…
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