A 10 year-old girl ran home fr…

A 10 year-old girl ran home from school and excitedly said to her mother: “Mummy, Mummy, I’ve found out how women have babies.”
“Well darling, just how do they have babies?” asked her mother inquisitively.
“Babies are made when a man sticks his penis in a woman’s mouth,” said the young girl.
“Oh no, darling,” replied her mother, “that’s how women get jewellery!”