A salesman knocks at the door …

A salesman knocks at the door of a home and it’s answered by a 12 year old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the other.
Naked women are running around inside and it looks like hes just had the mother of all party’s.
The salesman asks the boy, “Excuse me son but is your mom or dad in?”
To which the boy replies, “Does it f#cking look like it?”