At the exact same time there a…

At the exact same time there are two young men on opposite sides of the Earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is receiving oral sex from a 98 year old woman.
They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?
The answer is below, but think about it first…
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Answer: Don’t look down.