Sloth
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Funny Small Ads
in JokesSome small ads that didn’t quite come out right on paper – For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. For Sale – Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy. Great Dames for sale. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect…
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Once Again, Yo Momma. . . . .
in JokesI saw yo momma walkin’ down the street the other day, with a fat pig under her arm. So, I went up to her and asked, ”Hey, where did you get that?” and the PIG says ”I won her in a contest!”
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The Marathon
in JokesTwo fat men took part in a marathon. One ran in short bursts, and the other ran in burst shorts.
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Why are Married Women…
in JokesWhy are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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Drums, Drummers, Drumming
in JokesA man goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks “Wow, this is cool.” He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He TRIES to go to sleep,…
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What Do They Have in Common?
in JokesWhat do a walrus & tupperware have in common? They both like a “tight” SEAL!
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Tense Moments
in JokesA guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he’s looking…
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Yo Momma’s So Ugly
in JokesYo momma’s so ugly the bank had to turn its security cameras off when she came in.