Sloth
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True Lawyer Story
in JokesA Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars. and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.…
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An Elderly Woman Died…
in JokesAn elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.
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Error 374: No Title Has Been Given to This Joke
in JokesI just wrote this out of boredom. I do not care what you think. If you think this bad, I can’t help but say, “Go fuck yourself”. A couple had been fighting for quite a while. The husband is just craving for sex. One night when they’re in bed: Husband: You know, it’s fun. Wife:…
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Cat Scratch
in JokesA guy was having trouble with his cat. His cat would always scratch the sofa but never the scratching post. One day the guy got an idea; he bought a new couch and replaced the scratching post with the old couch hoping this would solve his problem, but his cat just began scratching the new…
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The United States Treasury…
in JokesThe United States Treasury has announced they are recalling the new Minnesota quarters. We are recalling all of the new Minnesota quarters that were recently issued, Treasury Undersecretary said in a press conference Monday. This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll…
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Excuses- Part 1
in JokesHere are some excuses for if someone asks you to do something with them… I’d love to but… I have to floss my cat. I’d love to but… I’ve dedicated my life to linguini. I’d love to but… I want to spend more time with my blender. I’d love to but… The President said he…