Sloth

Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried? A: There aren’t any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.

Did you ever watch the Food Network? Ya, they cook stuff that you won’t even think about cooking, and afterwards you don’t even bother to even remember it. People just sit at home and drool… It’s like porno for fat people.

Q: Where do spiders go to learn new words? A: WEB-sters dictionary!!

An Indian man made a painting with the sun above a beach. He proudly displayed his painting. When people marvel at his work and asked, “What’s it called?” He said, “Sun of a Beach.”

The funniest bumper sticker is: Keep honking I’m reloading!

Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first, “but I guess it is impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said the second. “But then everything changed. That’s why I’m here. I’m going…

‘Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving, But I Just Couldn’t Sleep I Tried Counting Backwards, I Tried Counting Sheep. The Leftovers Beckoned – The Dark Meat And White But I Fought The Temptation With All Of My Might Tossing And Turning With Anticipation The Thought Of A Snack Became Infatuation. So, I Raced To The Kitchen,…