5W1H boo!

Sloth

  • Did You Hear About the Blond That…

    in

    Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

  • Stars

    in

    A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?” The LT replies, “Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the universe; how small a…

  • Chinese Jews

    in

    Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “Are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Al said, “Are there any Chinese Jews?” “I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied and he went into…

  • How to Make an Invention Work

    in

    If you are inventing something, the best way for it to work is to give it a job.

  • Differences

    in

    What’s the difference between a prostitute, your mistress and your wife? The prostitute says, “Are you done yet?” Your mistress says, “You’re not done yet!” And your wife says, “Beige, I think we ought to paint the ceiling beige.”

  • More Clinton 2

    in

    What’s Bill Clinton’s favorite movie ? Sex lies and video tape

  • Acquittal

    in

    “What possible reason can you have for acquitting this defendant?” the judge shouted at the jury. “Insanity, Your Honour,” replied the foreman. “All TWELVE of you?” bellowed the judge.

  • Robot’s Food?

    in

    What is a robot’s favorite food? Nuts and bolts!

  • Let There Be Life

    in

    Two beautiful statues were in a park, facing each other across the grass, one of a young girl and the other of a young man, looking towards each other like young lovers. These statues gave so much pleasure to people visiting the park that God looked down and decided to reward them with life for…

  • Computer Class Fun

    in

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from a girl, our computers facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed…

  • Good Way

    in

    A good way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.

  • The Invitation

    in

    “Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because…