Sloth
-
You are a Redneck If… #7
in JokesYou Are A Redneck If: You light a match in your bathroom and it blows your house off its wheels!
-
Medical Wisdom
in JokesA young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The…
-
IRS Agent
in JokesThe door bell rings, and a man answers it. Here stands Little Johnny, dressed well but plainly, who says, “Trick or Treat!” The man asks Johnny what he’s dressed up like that for at Halloween. Little Johnny says, “I’m an IRS agent”; then he takes 28% of the man’s candy, leaves, and doesn’t say Thank…
-
Nonsense Poem
in JokesOne fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, A paralyzed donkey passing by, Kicked a blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine-inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them…
-
Tongue Twister
in JokesSay this out loud: this is a cat is is a cat how is a cat to is a cat keep is a cat a is a cat dumbass is a cat busy is a cat for is a cat forty is a cat seconds is a cat * * * * * * *…
-
Roman Holidays
in JokesThe Romans had to give up their big holidays because of the tremendous overhead. The lions ate up all of their prophets.
-
Top 10 Ways to Tell that You’re a New Dad
in Jokes10) Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege. 9) The sentence, “Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?” sounds normal. 8) You are used to doing everything one-handed. 7) The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one. 6) The list of bodily fluids that…
-
Yo Momma Jokes… The Wad Lode!
in JokesYo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and goes outside, the sun gets jealous! Yo momma so ugly, I don’t know who you and her are related! Yo momma so old, fat, ugly, and stupid, people are still wondering why your dad married her! Yo momma so stupid, she cheated off herself!…
-
Attention Students!
in JokesStudents… Take Note: Knowledge is power … But power corrupts … And corruption is a crime … And crime doesn’t pay … So if you keep on studying you’ll go broke!
-
Wealthy 60-year-old
in JokesBob, an extremely wealthy 60-year-old, arrives at a country club with a beautiful and charming 25-year-old blonde. His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob exclaims, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” His friends are shocked, but continue to ask, “So, how’d you persuade…