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  • You are a Redneck If… #7

    You Are A Redneck If: You light a match in your bathroom and it blows your house off its wheels!

  • Medical Wisdom

    A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The…

  • IRS Agent

    The door bell rings, and a man answers it. Here stands Little Johnny, dressed well but plainly, who says, “Trick or Treat!” The man asks Johnny what he’s dressed up like that for at Halloween. Little Johnny says, “I’m an IRS agent”; then he takes 28% of the man’s candy, leaves, and doesn’t say Thank…

  • Nonsense Poem

    One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, A paralyzed donkey passing by, Kicked a blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine-inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them…

  • Tongue Twister

    Say this out loud: this is a cat is is a cat how is a cat to is a cat keep is a cat a is a cat dumbass is a cat busy is a cat for is a cat forty is a cat seconds is a cat * * * * * * *…

  • Roman Holidays

    The Romans had to give up their big holidays because of the tremendous overhead. The lions ate up all of their prophets.

  • Lights

    How many blondes does it takes to screw in a lightbulb? three: one to unscrew it one to buy a new lightbulb one to call her boyfriend to screw it back in.

  • 8*4 = W in S M B

    8*4 = worlds in super mario brothers.

  • Top 10 Ways to Tell that You’re a New Dad

    10) Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege. 9) The sentence, “Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?” sounds normal. 8) You are used to doing everything one-handed. 7) The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one. 6) The list of bodily fluids that…

  • Yo Momma Jokes… The Wad Lode!

    Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and goes outside, the sun gets jealous! Yo momma so ugly, I don’t know who you and her are related! Yo momma so old, fat, ugly, and stupid, people are still wondering why your dad married her! Yo momma so stupid, she cheated off herself!…

  • Attention Students!

    Students… Take Note: Knowledge is power … But power corrupts … And corruption is a crime … And crime doesn’t pay … So if you keep on studying you’ll go broke!

  • Wealthy 60-year-old

    Bob, an extremely wealthy 60-year-old, arrives at a country club with a beautiful and charming 25-year-old blonde. His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob exclaims, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” His friends are shocked, but continue to ask, “So, how’d you persuade…