Sloth
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How to Make an Invention Work
in JokesIf you are inventing something, the best way for it to work is to give it a job.
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Differences
in JokesWhat’s the difference between a prostitute, your mistress and your wife? The prostitute says, “Are you done yet?” Your mistress says, “You’re not done yet!” And your wife says, “Beige, I think we ought to paint the ceiling beige.”
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Let There Be Life
in JokesTwo beautiful statues were in a park, facing each other across the grass, one of a young girl and the other of a young man, looking towards each other like young lovers. These statues gave so much pleasure to people visiting the park that God looked down and decided to reward them with life for…
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Computer Class Fun
in JokesFor a computer programming class, I sat directly across from a girl, our computers facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed…
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The Invitation
in Jokes“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because…
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Lights Out
in JokesAh…all the good things we get out of electricity: the T.V., computer, coffee machine, lights, and much more. What happens when the electricity goes out? You stop complaining that you can’t watch T.V. or send an E-mail, and go buy battery-powered things!