Sloth
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Fun Things To Do In A Public Library
in JokesHere are some fun things to do in a public library if you get bored there… 1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly. 2. While pointing to a very simple word, like ‘the’, ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you. 3. While looking at your book, turn so…
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The Difference
in JokesWhat is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.
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How Do Indians Get Their Names?
in JokesOne day, a little Indian boy came up to an old man in the village (In the Indian heritage, the oldest are most wise). The little boy asks, “How do we Indians get their names? Like… Blackhawk, or Redeyes?” The old man says, “Well, actually, when they are born, the first thing we see is…
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They Mean Business…when it Comes to LIES?
in JokesThe devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.
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Did You Hear About the Blond That…
in JokesBaked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
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Stars
in JokesA Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?” The LT replies, “Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the universe; how small a…
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Chinese Jews
in JokesSid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “Are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Al said, “Are there any Chinese Jews?” “I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied and he went into…
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How to Make an Invention Work
in JokesIf you are inventing something, the best way for it to work is to give it a job.
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Differences
in JokesWhat’s the difference between a prostitute, your mistress and your wife? The prostitute says, “Are you done yet?” Your mistress says, “You’re not done yet!” And your wife says, “Beige, I think we ought to paint the ceiling beige.”