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  • Sick Bird

    Q: What is the definition of a sick bird? A: Illegal

  • 3 Men and their Daughters

    There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman said – “I walked into my daughter’s room and saw a razor on the floor. I didn’t know she was old enough to shave.” The Irishman said – “That’s nothing; I walked into my daughter’s room and saw…

  • Birds

    Two friends were out shooting birds. A bird flew from behind a tree and quick as a flash one man shot it. It uttered a squawk, folded its wings and fell to the ground. The other man turned to him and said: ” You didn’t need to shoot that bird. The fall would have killed…

  • The Hole

    A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some…

  • Nike’s

    Yo Momma’s so fat, when she put on a pair of Nike’s, it spelled out Nickelodeon!

  • ©rap

    Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to fine art.

  • You Must Know You’re Old When….

    An elderly couple was watching the news when the man farts. The man asks “Was that me, or you?”

  • You Know Your a Redneck If.. on Marriage

    You know your a redneck if… You tell your kids the facts of life and they interrupt you with corrections. You’ve ever given your date flowers from a cemetery. You proposed at Denny’s. The biggest compliment you got at your wedding was how cute your baby was. You had a marriage license before you had…

  • Come to Rome

    Some provincial man has come to Rome, and walking on the streets was drawing everyone’s attention, being a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks: -Tell me, young man, did your mother come to Rome anytime? The reply was: -She never has.…

  • Streetcorner Sales

    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I…

  • Not A Loser…

    Wait a second!!! I am NOT a loser! I have tried. I am a failure.

  • No Space For Yo Momma

    Jimmy: Hey, you momma is so fat, that she fills up Myspace Billy: Hey, yo momma IS my space, your space and everyjoke’s space!