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  • My Wife…

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    2 guys are sitting at a bar after a hard days work and start talking about their wives. 1st guy: “You know what, my wife is an angel.” 2nd guy: “Gee, you sure are lucky, my wife is still alive!”

  • Night Shift

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    During work Mike and John are chatting, Mike: “I’ve been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week.” John: “Oh!” Mike: “For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?” John: “No.” Mike: “He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would…

  • An Embarrassing Story

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    There was a teenaged girl name Amanda, who just stepped out of the shower. She wrapped a towel around her joke, and went into her room. She was very excited because her long time crush, Jason, was coming over to have dinner. She turned the radio on and her favorite song was playing, so she…

  • Taylor Swift

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    Teenager: Dad, did you hear that Jake broke up with Taylor? Dad: Oh no, another album.

  • Hard Words to Say When Drunk

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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Tran-substantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me.…

  • Bon Appetit

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    When I walk the dogs, I take a handful of black plastic bags, since the local council requires us to ‘clear up after our dogs’ or face a stiff fine. This being the wild blackberry season, I use a spare (clean!) one to hold the blackberries I pick on the way. Coming off the hill,…

  • Math

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    The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”

  • Keep Arguing

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    How many Wocka users does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of ’em. One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to argue if this is funny or not.

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue…

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, If I can use technology, why can’t you? The sky is blue, the grass is green, why is your brain as small as a lima bean? Your humorous, funny, have OCD, How come you can’t use technology without me? I love you, I love you, I really do, but…

  • Rude Parrot

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    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. Problem was, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft…

  • The Blonde and the Blonde Jokes

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    A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. The blonde says, “I hate all the blonde jokes people say.” “Oh, they are only jokes. There are alot of stupid people out there. Here I’ll prove it to you,” replies her brunette friend. So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver. “Please take me to…

  • Getting Into Heaven

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    “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class. “NO!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat…