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  • Acquittal

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    “What possible reason can you have for acquitting this defendant?” the judge shouted at the jury. “Insanity, Your Honour,” replied the foreman. “All TWELVE of you?” bellowed the judge.

  • Robot’s Food?

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    What is a robot’s favorite food? Nuts and bolts!

  • Let There Be Life

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    Two beautiful statues were in a park, facing each other across the grass, one of a young girl and the other of a young man, looking towards each other like young lovers. These statues gave so much pleasure to people visiting the park that God looked down and decided to reward them with life for…

  • Computer Class Fun

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    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from a girl, our computers facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed…

  • Good Way

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    A good way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.

  • The Invitation

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    “Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because…

  • SO STUPID!

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    You’re so stupid, that you called my house and asked for my number!

  • Egg

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    If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the…

  • Lights Out

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    Ah…all the good things we get out of electricity: the T.V., computer, coffee machine, lights, and much more. What happens when the electricity goes out? You stop complaining that you can’t watch T.V. or send an E-mail, and go buy battery-powered things!

  • Help

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    Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help!

  • Day or Night?

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    A man awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him. “Why are the curtains closed?” he said. “Is it night?” A nurse replied, “No, it’s just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn’t want you waking up and thinking that the…

  • Cute Fart

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    A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. “Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?” he asked. “No, Father. Just a little gas,” Sister Susan explained. A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. “Gaining some…