Sloth
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3 Men and their Daughters
in JokesThere was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman said – “I walked into my daughter’s room and saw a razor on the floor. I didn’t know she was old enough to shave.” The Irishman said – “That’s nothing; I walked into my daughter’s room and saw…
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You Must Know You’re Old When….
in JokesAn elderly couple was watching the news when the man farts. The man asks “Was that me, or you?”
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You Know Your a Redneck If.. on Marriage
in JokesYou know your a redneck if… You tell your kids the facts of life and they interrupt you with corrections. You’ve ever given your date flowers from a cemetery. You proposed at Denny’s. The biggest compliment you got at your wedding was how cute your baby was. You had a marriage license before you had…
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Come to Rome
in JokesSome provincial man has come to Rome, and walking on the streets was drawing everyone’s attention, being a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks: -Tell me, young man, did your mother come to Rome anytime? The reply was: -She never has.…
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Streetcorner Sales
in JokesThe kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I…
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No Space For Yo Momma
in JokesJimmy: Hey, you momma is so fat, that she fills up Myspace Billy: Hey, yo momma IS my space, your space and everyjoke’s space!