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  • Sleep on It!

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    A girl named Melissa was having a birthday party with her friends. One of her friends gives her this most annoying, screaming and loud singing bird as a funny gift. Melissa’s dad says “We are not keeping that bird, you know that, right?” Melissa says, “Please, it’s so cute. I’ll put it in my room.”…

  • The Bird Question

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    A blond named Pam is appearing on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” with Regis Philbin Regis: “Pam, you’re up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million dollars. If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?”…

  • Begging

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    LADY TO BEGGAR- Why don’t you get a job? BEGGAR- Actually, I’m an author. I once wrote a book entitled “One Hundred Ways to Make Money.” LADY- Well then why are you begging? BEGGAR- It’s one of my ways…

  • Yo Mama So Dumb..

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    Yo momma so dumb she took back the donut because it had a hole in it!

  • Some Things We Have Learned From the Movies

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    1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people – whether they are employed or not. 2) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 3) If you are blonde and pretty, it…

  • Psychiatric Hotline

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    Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional…

  • Roof Tops

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    A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. “What the heck are you doing?” he asks the drunk. “I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.” he replies. “So…

  • Great Lakes

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    Phillip’s teacher asks him, “Can you name the Great Lakes?” Phillip, always fast with an answer, pipes up with, “I don’t need to. They’ve already been named.”

  • Burger King Does The Dairy Queen

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    How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap the “Whopper”!!!

  • Bubblehead

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    Hey! Is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble?!

  • Did You Know?

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    Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s kissing the conveyor belt. 1/4 of LA is taken up of automobiles. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.…

  • Little Johnny Learns About Bugs

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    Little Johnny: Hey dad, are bugs good to eat? Dad: Son, let’s not talk about that at the dinner table, okay? Little Johnny and his dad were talking after dinner… Dad: So what did you want to say about bugs? Little Johnny: Oh, nothing. There was one in your soup, but it’s gone now!