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  • Slicing The Ends Off

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    Little Emma is watching her mother preparing their dinner – this week it’s Salt Beef. Emma watches her mother slice off both ends of the joint and place it in a saucepan ready for cooking. Emma asks, “Why did you cut both ends off, Mum?” Her mother pauses for a few seconds, then replies, “That’s…

  • Stupid Robbers I

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    Here are some lessons leaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick The Right Bank: You don’t want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. Study Your History: Don’t try…

  • Eagles

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    Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

  • How Many Newfies

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    Q: How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2 one to hold the light bulb and 1 to spin him round and round.

  • Chicken Coop

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    Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if it had four doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

  • Stupid Signs

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    Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid.” That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.” It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there…

  • A *SMART* Blonde

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    A smart blonde (no, that’s not the joke) goes into a bank in New York and asks if she can take out a loan of $1000. The banker, not trusting the woman, asks her for collateral. The woman decides she’ll give the man her brand new BMW for collateral until she can pay the man…

  • Baby Stroller

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    You might be a redneck if your baby stroller consists of a potato sack and a wheelbarrow.

  • Darwin Awards!

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    Subject: 1997 Darwin Award Winner!!! For those who don’t know, this award is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way; thus, eliminating his/her genetic material from the gene pool. For those of you who do know about the…

  • The Green Jumper

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    I asked my girl-friend what she would like for her birthday, and she said she would like a green jumper. So I bought her a frog.

  • Blonde Boats

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    Four blondes are shipwrecked on an island. They meet a wizard who is very bored and gives them each one wish. The first one is too stupid to listen to the wizard and she swims away and drowns. The second one says, “I wish I was 10 times as smart as I am now,” and…

  • The Castle

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    A group of American tourists were on a guided tour through an ancient castle in Europe. “Ladies and gentlemen,” the guide said, “this castle is over 700 years old. Nothing has been altered or touched in all those years.” “Sounds like they have the same cheap landlord I have!” exclaimed one of the tourists.