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Sloth

  • What Grows on Trees?

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    Money may not grow on trees, but it would seem as if morons like you certainly do.

  • Rodeo Star

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    How does a rodeo star get around? With a cattle-act.

  • He V. She

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    He v. She The family picture is on his desk – Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on her desk – Um, her family will come before her career. His desk is cluttered – He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man. Her desk is cluttered – She’s obviously a…

  • Drive Through

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    The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for drive-through customers only!”

  • Things the Felines Have Taught Me

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    1) The couch is not mine. 2) No matter how much larger the human is, the cat still deserves half of the bed. 3) Tell those you love how much you love them but only after they feed you. 4) Its okay to be a tad overweight as long as you are still able to…

  • Real Skywalker Scene

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    (Setting: A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke’s hand. It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down….) Darth Vader: Obi Wan…

  • E D O W N D I S

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    Can you decipher this phrase? E D O W N D I S Upside down!

  • Are You a Killer?

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    Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, but it will make you think. It is as it reads: No one I know got the answer right—including me. The scenario…. A woman, while at the funeral of her own…

  • Peace on You and Fork on a Table?

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    One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her “I wanna two pieces”. She say “Go to the toilet”. I say “you don’t understand,…

  • No Teeth

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    Which animal has no teeth? A gummy bear!

  • Smoking

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    Mom: “Why have you been sent home early, Jack?” Jack: “Because the boy next to me was smoking.” Mom: “But if he was smoking, why were you sent home?” Jack: “Because I set him on fire!”

  • A really nasty divorce

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    A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing, but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, “I don’t…