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  • Green Side Up

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    There’s a lovely young woman in New Zealand who is getting her house redecorated. She is walking around the house with the builder, telling him what colors she is thinking of painting the walls. They go firstly into the dining room, and she says that she’d like it painted a nice lilac color. The builder…

  • Farts

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    Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where you get shitty ideas from.

  • Farm Robbery

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    Farmer John was taking his cow and it’s newborn calf to sell in the auction. On the way farmer John got robbed by thieves, who beat him up, stripped him of his clothes and tied him to a tree. Then taking the mother cow and John’s clothes, the thieves escaped. They, however, left the newborn…

  • Horse or Chicken

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    A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the…

  • Saving a Bear

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    A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really that hard. A real challenge would…

  • Windows

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    A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a MCSE (Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer) were out driving, when their car broke down, and they couldn’t get it started. The mechanical engineer suggested that it was a failure somewhere in the drive train, but after checking it out he found that the engine and transmission were fine.…

  • Mt. Mama

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    Yo mama’s so fat, her Inuit name is Denali!

  • Numbers

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    Me and my friend were IMing and it was like this… Me:BRB Him: kake Me:heh Him:I LIKE KAKE Me:i like 3.1415926535 Him:Pi >:0

  • At the Institute

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    According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 7 out of 10 people are

  • A Tie and A Hat

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    What did the tie say to the hat? You go on a head, I’ll just hang around.

  • Latino Joke Against White People

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    SAY IT REALLY FAST SAY*PINK CHEESE GREEN GHOST* FAST IF UR A TRUE LATINO YOULL GET WAT THIS MEANS

  • Bad Bob

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    One day, Bob’s class was assigned to write down everything they heard at home. When Bob got home, he heard his mom and dad fighting. “Shut up” he heard his dad say. Bob wrote that down. Next he went to his sister’s room. She was chatting on-line. It just so happened that she said everything…