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  • Tsarist Regime

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    “What is the main difference of succession under tsarist regime and under socialism?” “Under tsarist regime the power transferred from father to a son, and under socialism – from one grandfather to another.”

  • Brunette Jokes

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    I always wondered why there are so many blond jokes,but no brunettes. I asked a brunette friend of mine. “Why do you think there are no brunette jokes?” I asked her. “Well,that’s a given. Blonds are too stupid to make them up.”

  • Extroverted Mathematician

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    How can you tell if a mathematician is an extrovert? He looks at *your* shoes when he talks to you.

  • Weird Facts XIX

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    The first typewriter was called the “literary piano.” Frogs can’t swallow with their eyes open. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. August has the highest percentage of births.

  • Stasi II

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    Two Stasi agents are on a surveillance mission and quite bored. First agent: “Hey, what are you thinking about?” Second agent: “Oh, nothing special. The same as you…” First agent: “In that case, you’re under arrest!”

  • Weird Useless Facts

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    1. George Washington isn’t the first president. He was the first elected president. 2. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 3. It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidently planted by squirrels who bury nuts and forget where they hid them. 4. Ernest Vincent…

  • Under Oath

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    The slick defense lawyer was drilling the star witness, in an attempt to ruffle the mans feathers, and secure his own case. He began egging him on. “You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background” the lawyer sneered. The witness replied, “If I wasn’t under oath,…

  • HWAYETRDETIPZLHV OMNLTESOSHSUZEAE

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    HWAYETRDETIPZLHV OMNLTESOSHSUZEAE 32. Reading one letter from the top row and then one from the bottom row, the puzzle reads: ‘How many letters does this puzzle have’.

  • Report Card

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    SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

  • He Suffers From Premature Ejaculation

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    man having problems with premature ejaculation, went to the doctor to see what to do about it.doctor said try startling your self if you feel the urge to ejaculate.on the way home he buys a starter pistol. the guy excited to try the new idea, went home and was suprised to find his wife in…

  • Smiley

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    A Wocka user has average joke comedy 2.5, but he doesn’t get the smiley. Why can it happen? Because his average joke comedy is between 2.495 and 2.5, which is rounded up to 2.5.

  • Saving Money

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    As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes. To his surprise, among the…