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  • Messed up

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    Q: What did the seismologist say when he messed up? A: It’s not my fault.

  • barbie

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    barbie Dolls Inc. announces the release of models of Limited Edition barbie Dolls for the California market. Rancho Santa Fe barbie: This princess barbie is only sold at Saks Fifth Avenue. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a mansion. Options include tummy tuck, face lift and a…

  • Have a Nice Twip!

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    What is 4-2? two. What is 8-6? two. Who wrote Tom Sawyer? Twain Now say the answers altogether. Two two Twain. Have a nice twip!

  • Seminars for Women II

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    1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before. 2…The undiscovered side of Banking – How to make deposits. 3…Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome – You don’t need new shoes everyday. 4…Learn how not to inflict your diets on other people. 5…Nag Nag Nag – how to overcome your tendency to be a…

  • Oriental

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    Is the reason they make oriental flavored noodles for Americans to get back at them for eating our dogs?

  • You Might be a Redneck If…3

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    You might be a redneck if you think cauliflower is a phone dating service for flowers.

  • The Afternoon Drive

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    One day an elderly couple was out for an afternoon drive and had to stop for gas. Attendant: ” Would you like me to check the oil?” Wife: “What did he say?” Husband: “He wants to know if I want the oil checked.” Attendant: “Would you like me to top up the washer fluid?” Wife:…

  • Michigan/Michigan State

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    How do you keep a Michigan State Player out of your yard? Set up a goal post.

  • Florist Mistake

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    On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, which expressed “Deepest Sympathy”. While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card. “Oh, it’s all right,” said the storekeeper. “I’m a businessman and I…

  • Silence

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    Ask me about my vow of silence..

  • Failing Football Player

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    A College football team was on a winning streak, until they found out that their star QB was failing English. The QB couldn’t play until he brought his grade up to a C. The other players on the team were desperate for him to play in the championship, so they asked his English professor for…

  • Your Network is Changing Plan

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    Your phone’s network is changing plan. The uglier you are the cheaper your calls. From now on all your calls will be free.