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Classroom/Teacher/Jokes
in JokesTeacher:Can anyone tell me what a shamrock is? Jimmy:It’s a fake diamond,Miss. ————————————————————– What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table. ————————————————————– ‘Why are you crying, Amanda?’asked the teacher. ‘Cos Jenny’s broken my new doll, Miss,’ she cried. ‘How did she do that?’ ‘I hit her on the head with it.’…
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Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus
in JokesMen are from Mars, Women from Venus RECEIVED FROM AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR: You know the book Men are from Mars, Women from Venus? Well, here’s a prime example of that. This assignment was actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca (last name deleted) and Gary (last name deleted). English 44A SMU Creative…
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Hillary
in JokesHillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After hertalk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. “Billy,” the lad replies. “And what is your question, Billy?” asks the Senator. I actually have three questions. First – whatever…
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I Need Two More Hands!
in JokesThere’s a fella in a fast-food outlet, and he’s just received his order of 7 hot-dogs, 9 Big Macs and 6 large Cokes. The counterhand says, “Would you like a tray?” The customer replies, “Steady on, haven’t I got enough to carry already?”
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Practice Safe Fax
in JokesQ. Do I have to be married to have safe fax? A. Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q. How do I go about faxing a complete stranger? A. Just ask them if they want to fax. If they do, they will give you their…
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A Man’s Life
in JokesA man’s life is difficult to understand, when born he struggles to get out of the vagina and then tries the rest of his life to get in!!!
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Madness In Her Method
in JokesBernie has been ill for some months and then suddenly dies. As is the custom, his wife Sadie puts an advert in the ‘deaths’ section of the Chronicle, but this advert is slightly unusual â it states that Bernie died of gonorrhoea. Immediately, a close friend of Bernie rings Sadie to complain. “Sadie,” he says,…
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Where Pets Came From
in JokesAdam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.” And God said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that…
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Russians’ Experience With Political Leaders
in JokesTo sum up the Russians’ experience with political leaders thus far: Lenin showed how a country can be ruled; Stalin showed how a country should be ruled; Khrushchev showed that a moron can rule a country; Brezhnev showed that not just any moron can rule a country.
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What Do You Call.
in JokesQ: What do you call a guy with a Spade in his head? A: Doug. Q: What do you call a guy without a spade in his head? A: Douglas