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  • TAXES

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    A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have enclosed a…

  • Draw a Pig

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    DON’T CHEAT! Draw a pig. Yes, that’s right. On a blank piece of paper, draw a pig, then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig! Draw your pig first! And don’t look at the next part until you are done! It won’t be fun if you look first. Now if you’re done…start to…

  • #4 Redneck

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    You might be a redneck if your toenail clippers say craftsman on the side!

  • Chasing a Cat

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    What do you call an elephant chasing a cat? Depends on what his name is…..

  • Pinocchio

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    Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and…

  • You Might be a Redneck If… #999058431

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    If you haven’t read this joke

  • Math Problems?

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    Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(9i)³]-[cos(xy)/1096x]

  • Get Away With You!

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    Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.

  • Read the Signs

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    One Christmas, a parent decided that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their grandmother did not receive acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given. However, things were different the following year. “The children came over in person to thank me,” the grandparent told…

  • Row, Row, Row Your Boat

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    This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could…

  • Reform Rabbi

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    A Reform Rabbi was so compulsive a golfer that once, on Yom Kippur, he left the house early and went out for a quick nine holes by himself. An angel who happened to be looking on immediately notified his superiors that a grievous sin was being committed. On the sixth hole, God caused a mighty…

  • Overheard Conversation

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    “May I have your name, please?” “My name’s Myne.” “What?” “My name is Myne.” “Uh… I know your name is yours but…” “Wait, who told you my name is Yores?” “What? I think I said your name is yours…” “You think you know my name better than me?” “Oh, no, of course, that’s why I…