Sloth
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Three Men, One Dead Guy, One Cop… Endless Possibilities!
in JokesThree men are sitting next to a dead guy. The first one can only say, “Yup! Yup! Yup!” The second one can say, “Forks and Knives. Forks and knives.” Finally, the third one can say, “Goddie, goodie gumdrops! Goodie, goodie gumdrops!” A cop comes by and asks the first one if he killed the man.…
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Accountant Prayer
in JokesThe accountant’s prayer: “Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.”
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Lost and Found
in JokesAs the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later, I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me. One man handed me my pocketbook, two typewritten pages and a box…
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Misidentification
in JokesThere was once, Mr. Maggi mee was walking along the streets and noticed Mr. Meatball just a few metres ahead of him. He then went up, gave Mr. Meatball a good beating and left. Mr. Meatball, not wanting to take this insult, gathered all his meatball friends and arranged to meet outside Mr. Maggi mee’s…
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The Senility Prayer
in JokesGod grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway. The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered . . . 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.…
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BUSH ALLOWS SPYING on Americans
in JokesA man was screaming into his phone saying “Can you hear me now?”. Annoyed, a CIA offical said “Yes, we can hear you now!”
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Dustbin Bieber
in JokesDo you know what “Never say Never” sounds like ? its like your teacher at your classroom screaming at you and saying “don’t say fuck in class!” Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago. Who’s that girl singing? Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber…