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  • Before it starts

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    A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts!” She looks cross, but…

  • Holding You

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    A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk on the beach. Her husband always flew over every morning, and when…

  • The Advertiser

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    John had been working for an Advertising Firm for almost three years, and was getting a promotion, when his boss called him into his office. “John, I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to let you go. When I put you up for promotion, the company did a background check, and we found out that you got…

  • Bear Attack

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    Two guys are in the woods camping out when a bear attacks them. While the bear sniffs around the food, the first guy starts lacing up his sneakers. The second guys goes, “Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear!” The first guy replies, “I dont need to; I only have to outrun you.”

  • The Cruelest Redneck Joke Ever

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    You know you are a redneck when you do not speak your first word until your 18th birthday and that word is WELFARE!.

  • Rehearsal

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    If the entire world was a stage and God was the director, what we need is a rehearsal.

  • The Downfall of the World

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    It is obvious. The downfall of the world is here. It is 2005 and we have lived on this earth for ages. I suppose it is about time for the end. Proof? You want proof? I have all the proof you will need: They let Brittney Spears reproduce. Ohh that poor poor child!!

  • Get a Haircut, Momma!

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    Yo mama is so fat and lazy, that her hair-do has been turned into a National Forest.

  • Opera

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    Opera: where somejoke gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, sings.

  • Stupid

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    This is a true story. Last year my teachers all believed in the, “There is no stupid question” thing, until we started talking about a three day trip our class was going to take. We had just finished talking about room arrangements. My teacher asked for any questions, stating his famous line, “There are no…

  • Thoughts

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    Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? What happens if you pop the popcorn upside down? Why aren’t HAMburgers made out of ham? And my favorite: Donde estan mis pantalones?

  • Things Written in Blood

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    The Goriest, Scariest, Yuckiest Top 12 Things You Really Don’t Want To See Written In Blood… 12) “Richard Hillman did it and——” 11) “Can you guess where your friends are?” 10) Your name signed on a Microsoft License Agreement 9) “Remember that kid you picked on during Junior Cert year…” 8) Your name on the…