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  • Misunderstanding?

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    Little Mikey’s parents were going out, and Mikey said, “For 20 bucks, Dad, I’ll be good.” “Oh please,” said his father. “When I was your age, I was good for nothing.”

  • The Attack of The Razzoopis

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    If you were attacked by giant mutants, what would you do? Most people would run. Some would hide, and the video recorders would record it and put it on television. Last week, humans won a war against giant vicious demons called, “Razzoopis”. Razzoopis are Godzilla-sized monsters that have rock hard bodies, and breath fire. No…

  • How are You Doing?

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    A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help. Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full…

  • Unfaithful

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    Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.” His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with…

  • Chins

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    Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book!

  • 50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-mart

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    1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get…

  • Now You See Me . . . .

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    What’s red and invisible? No tomato.

  • You Should Try To Be More Polite

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    One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would…

  • Empty Feeling

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    Don’t you have a terribly empty feeling – in your skull?

  • bar

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    A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, “Mister, can you spare a dollar?” The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bum, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?” “No”, says the…

  • You Know You’re From a Small Town When…

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    The “road hog” in front of you on Main Street is a farmer’s combine. The local phone book has only one yellow page. Third Street is on the edge of town. You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it’s still there,…

  • No Name Tiolet Paper

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    A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?” “Well,” he replies pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a…