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  • Road Trip

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    This summer, I went on a trip to Houston. I needed to go really badly, so I stopped behind a tree. A minute later, I darted out being chased by a hungry squirrel. He wanted some nuts.

  • A Shepherd, a Wolf, and a Flock

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    As a shepherd you herd your sheep into your barn. As you walk away you hear two wolves in the barn. What do you do? I would get the flock out of there!

  • Looking For Love

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    There was a girl named Rachel. She had a cat named Love. One day, Rachel was taking a shower. When she got out, she yelled for her cat, Love, but saw that the cat had escaped. She was still in her towel but she walked outside anyways. A cop pulled around the corner and said,…

  • children

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    (Answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions.) Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt,…

  • Hairy

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    Yo Momma so hairy . . . . . she has to have a hair trapper in her kitchen sink.

  • Classroom Smarts

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    TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That’s impossible. STUDENT: No it isn’t, teacher. I’m eight today. ********************************************************** TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered…

  • Men vs Guys

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    Men: know what they want to be doing five years down the road. Guys: are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight. Men: read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf. Guys: read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker. Men: wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces. Guys: wear high school…

  • Safe Sex

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    They have finally started practicing safe sex in Scotland… They now paint red X’s on the sheep that kick

  • So Ugly…

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    Yo Momma is so ugly, that when she met the ugliest man on Earth, he shrieked in terror and jumped out the window.

  • AFRIKAANS JOKE (pappa En Seuntjie)

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    Pappa : jy moet nou soet wees, ek gan jou tottie afkap. Seuntjie : kan ma afkap, want sussie sin is klaar af en omgedop en dit lyk BEFOK!!

  • Coke or Pepsi

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    There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle. A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew. They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew. They searched the area and met with…

  • Teachers’ Remarks that Changed the History of Physics

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    -Archimedes, you are late again. Don’t tell me that you were locked again in the bathroom. -Copernicus, when will you understand that you are not the center of the world? -Galileo, if you will drop stones from the top of the tower one more time, you will be dismissed forever. -Kepler, till when will you…