Sloth
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Back to School
in JokesWhy did the kid walk backwards to school? Because it was back to school day!
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School Reunion
in JokesJack hadn’t been to a school reunion in decades. When he walked in, Jack thought he recognised a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting. “You look like Helen Brown,” he remarked. “Well”, replied the angry woman, “you don’t look so great in blue either!”
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As Good As Putting It In
in JokesA married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair with a woman… almost.” The priest says, “What do you mean, almost?” The man says, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.” The priest replies, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to…
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Tooth Fairy
in JokesQ: What does the tooth fairy give for half a tooth? A: Nothing. She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth
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A Local Law Enforcement Office…
in JokesA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. “Fred,” he replies. Fred what?”…
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Vive La Difference! II
in JokesIf you can touch it and you can see it, it’s REAL. If you can touch it but you can’t see it, it’s TRANSPARENT. If you can’t touch it but you can see it, it’s VIRTUAL. If you can’t touch it and you can’t see it, it’s GONE.
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This is a Very Long Line That…
in JokesThis is a very long line that goes on and on and just when you think it is over it starts again going on and on but you know it cannot keep on forever until it starts repeating itself about being a very long line that goes on and on and just when you think…
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Morning Wood
in JokesMORNING WOOD! Get ready… this is quite possibly one of the funniest true stories I’ve read in a long while! No matter how many times I read it, I still can’t keep the tears away! I caution the weak of heart before reading today’s joke – you know who you are – so you might…
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Redneck Because
in JokesYou have more than three first names. You drove a monster truck to the prom. You are marrying your brother-in-law. You go out, get drunk, and come home with a tatoo of your momma’s name. Your last name is your first name spelled backwards You are readiing these jokes!!!