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Sloth

  • Good in Bed

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    A lady one day decides to place an ad for a good relationship in bed. she said muct not have hands to beat her, must not have feet to walk on her and must be good in bed. one day, the doorbell rang and she answered it. a man with no legs, or hands is…

  • Someone?

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    Knock-knock Who’s there? Someone Someone who? Someone who cuts of during mid sen . . .

  • Escalator Ride

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    Yo Momma’ so fat, she gets winded going up the escalator!

  • Another Dinosaur

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    What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Dyouthinkhesaurus

  • Premature Pupil

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    “Teacher, I can’t do this problem!” “Any five year old can do that problem.” “Damn! No wonder I can’t do it! I’m almost ten!”

  • The Judge Had Just Awarded…

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    The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. He said to Ole, “I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support.” “Vell, dat’s fine, Judge,” said Ole. “And vunce in a while I’ll try to chip in a few bucks, myself.”

  • Gross Definition

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    Gummer: Is defined as receiving oral sex from a woman who has no teeth.

  • Jewish sport Car

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    Have you heard about the Jewish sport car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up

  • Slide Show

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    True Story: My aunt and her son were coming to our house to view an old slide show of London. Currently, my aunt has grey hair. In the slides she had black hair. My dad tells my cousin, “See, your mother doesn’t look old here.” He replies, “Well, you can also see when the Hampton…

  • “Bait”

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    Try this on a friend: Every time you say something, tell the other to say the same thing and add “bait” at the end. Example: fish –> fish bait fish (fish bait) dolphin (dolphin bait) seal (seal bait) I master (I masturbate!)

  • At Work . . Or Not

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    Bill Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock (made in Japan), for 6.00 a.m. While his coffee pot (made in Japan), is perking, he puts his blow dryer (made in Taiwan) to work and shaves with his electric razor (made in Hong Kong). He puts on a dress shirt (made in Taiwan),…

  • God’s decree

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    God says the world is going to end, so he chooses three famous people to tell everyone. So, George Bush, Bill Gates, and Saddam Hussein come to see, him. God tells them that the world is going to end and tells them to tell their people. George Bush goes live on CNN and tells America,…