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  • Relationship

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    Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, “Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend. “Oh! Not yet.” the first replied, “I’d like to lose at least another…

  • Jersey Girls

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    Jersey girls aren’t trash

  • Great Writer

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    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl…

  • Yet Another Camping Joke

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    Why did the big knot give the little knot a time-out? It was being knotty!

  • Techmomma

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    Yo momma is so fat, she joined MySpace and there was no room for anyone else. Yo momma is so fat, she tried uploading her picture to a computer, but the C: Drive filled up.

  • The Neutron

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    A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?”. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge”.

  • Computer Power

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    The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?” “It was terrible,”…

  • Gravity

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    Yo momma so fat she has her own gravitational pull!!!

  • How to be Politically Correct With Women II

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    She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – she is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – she is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – she is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED – she is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not want to be MARRIED –…

  • Famous Quotes To Ponder

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    A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. – James Baldwin Life is hard. After all, it kills you. – Katherine Hepburn If drumsticks are for playing…

  • Some Brief Thoughts on the Universe:

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    “There is a theory which states that if ever anyjoke discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” – Douglas Adams. “I’m astounded by people who…

  • A TO Z OF MR KIASU’S PHILOSOPHY

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    ALWAYS must WIN. BORROW but never RETURN. CHEAP is GOOD. DON’T TRUST anyone. EVERYTHING also must GRAB. FREE! FREE! FREE!!! GRAB first TALK later. HELP yourself to EVERYTHING. i FIRST, i WANT, i EVERTHING. JUMP queue. KEEP coming back for MORE. LOOK for DISCOUNTS. MUST not lose FACE. NEVER mind what they THINK. OUTDO everyone…