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Sloth

  • Jogging

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    Why does Tommy run around the school track 98 times every day? He has a run track mind.

  • Here’s a Clue

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    A couple who lived together were talking one day, trying to figure out how to entertain themselves on a rainy day. “Let’s play Hide and Seek,” said the woman. “I’ll hide and if you find me we’ll have sex!” “But what if I can’t find you?” asked her boyfriend. “I’ll be behind the piano,” she…

  • I Am A Bitch!

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    Was there any doubt?

  • Dreams

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    Dreams are like underpants. You’ve got ’em, but you can’t prove you do by showing it to everyone.

  • I’ve Done a Poo.

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    Knock knock Who’s there? Idunnap. Idunnap who? Well, you best get to the toilet then! (For those of you who don’t understand you’re meant to say, “i done a poo!”)

  • VCR

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    Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

  • Three Two Letter Words

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    What are three two letter words for small? Is It In?

  • The Guy!

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    Once there was a guy who liked cheese.

  • Crowing Cock

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    Why does a cock always close his eyes when he’s crowing? Because he already knows the text!!

  • Lottery Ticket

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    A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Mobile, Alabama to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.” The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread…

  • Speaka Da Lingo

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    To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and studied it with an appraising eye. “We’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,” he said finally. “Sorry, sir,” said the waiter. “That’s the owner.”

  • Damned

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    There once was a man from Perdition Who knew his way around a kitchen His wife was good lookin’ The kids loved his cookin’ But his mother-in-law kept on bitchin’