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  • One of These Might Have Happend to You

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    Take a look at these 45 items and see if you find yourself relating and laughing until it hurts! More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only…

  • Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me I

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    It’s more fun to color outside the lines. If you’re gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch. Ask why until you understand. Even if you’ve been fishing for 3 hours and haven’t gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you’re still better off than the worm. Make up the rules as…

  • Shoe Repair

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    A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey – check this out,” he said to his wife, “this stub is 20 years old. I wonder if the shop still has the shoes.” So the next day the…

  • The Official Rules Of Calling Shotgun

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    SHOTGUN RULES: Ever have the problem of catching a ride with someone whose car doesn’t have much of a back seat? At times like these, it is important to know the rules of calling shotgun. Never again will you let someone take advantage of you because you don’t know the rules. Section I – General…

  • Sumo Wrestler

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    She make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

  • Daycare

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    A blonde mother runs her own daycare business. She has two of her own kids and has about 15 kids in her daycare. One day the blonde takes the children to the park to play, when a brunette walks up and notices the blonde and her daycare kids. She goes to the blonde and asks…

  • Pickup Lines

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    Is that a mirror in your jeans? Because I can see myself in them.

  • The Elevator

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    An old couple had been married for fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took the woman on a trip, and they were to stay at an upscale hotel. When they got there, the woman told the bell boy, “This is an awful hotel. Why is it upscale? No windows, no bathroom, no…

  • A Belt?

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    Your mama so fat that she has to wear traintracks for a belt!

  • Equal Privileges

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    A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women’s club, and became active. After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women’s club…

  • Grey Hounds

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    Q: When is a black dog not a black dog? A: When its a grey hound.

  • Big, Grey and Wrinkly

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    Q: Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly? A: Because if it was small, white and hard it would be an aspirin.