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  • Ernie the Hamster

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    If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish. It’s a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son’s hamster to the vet. Here’s what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came…

  • Dealing With Snoring

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    By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. ”You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. ”Or just a bed, I don’t care where.” ”Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” admitted the manager, ”and he might be glad to split…

  • Science Announcement:

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    Bread Is Dangerous 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50…

  • Adam and Eve

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    After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful? God: So you will always…

  • What’s The Drill Here?

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    The GOP Congress will re-introduce drilling for oil in the Arctic. Republicans say the environmental effect is minimal; a study shows caribou do not make campaign contributions.

  • Sauna Restaurant

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    Have you heard about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels.

  • A Lawer in a Ambulance!

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    Bob and Joe, a couple of personal injury lawyers, were discussing conditions in the legal profession. “How’s business?” asked Bob. “Absolutely rotten!” responded Joe. “How have you been doing?” “Even worse,” Bob replied. “I just chased an ambulance twelve miles and found a LAWYER inside it.”

  • Jelly Donuts

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    One day Jenny’s parents decided to go out to eat and see a movie. They tell her not to have anyone over. So her parents leave. About 15 minutes later she hears the doorbell ring. “Oh my boyfriend is here.” She opens the door to bring him upstairs to do some stuff. About an hour…

  • Bomerang

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    Yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt

  • Unlucky

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    My granddad was a very unlucky man. He made a soft drink, and called it 1-up, but it didn’t sell. He made another, called it 2-up, which also didn’t sell. He tried yet another, called it 3-up. He got to 6-up, and quit.

  • To Grandma’s House

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    Nick’s Grandma gave him a map to her house. The address was 1767 Old Miffs Road. Nick traveled till he got to Old Miffs road. He didn’t pay attention to the sign and thought he was lost. He stopped at a woman’s house and she opened the door. “Why hello there!” the woman said. “Nice…

  • Attention: Keyboard Jockeys

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    For those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day who don’t want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. Three days a week is best. Begin by standing (in your cubicle works well) with a five pound potato sack…