Sloth
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I Know What I’m Doing
in JokesConfidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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Donkey Raffle
in JokesA Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died.” “Well then, just give me my money back.”…
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Cute Story
in JokesOne day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had given me a…
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Very Funny
in JokesYo momma is so fat, that when she fell in love , people wern’t laughing but the floor was cracking up!!!
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A Health Class Competition
in JokesA few weeks ago, my Health teacher set up a competition, saying the winning group would win an extra credit point. We were separated into five groups; water, electricity, food, paper, and gas. Each group had to come up with at least twenty ways to preserve their element. The group that came up with the…
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Blind Pilots
in JokesOne day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be…
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Jesus in the Bathroom
in JokesA Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand and…
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Exam was Okay …
in JokesA blond finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do in his exam; he replied, “Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought … and at last I wrote THUNK!”