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  • Diaoyu Islands

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    Why did the Japanese steal the Diaoyu Islands? Because they don’t have enough room for their funny farms!

  • New York bar

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    Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill. Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you…

  • Service?

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    At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word “service”. The act of doing things for other people. Then I heard the terms: Internal Revenue Service, Postal Service, Civil Service, Telephone Service, Service Stations, Customer Service, City/County Public Service. And I became confused about the word…

  • Amazing Facts 28

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    # 1 In February 1878, the first telephone book was published in New Haven, Connecticut. The book was one page long and had fifty names in it. # 2 For more than 3,000 years, Carpenter ants have been used to close wounds in India, Asia and South America. # 3 In 2001, the five most…

  • doctor’s visit

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    “Doctor, I’d like you to evaluate my 13 year-old son.” “OK: He’s most likely suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis is good for full recovery.” “How can you say all that without even meeting him?” “I thought you said he’s 13?”

  • My Smartphone

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    I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I’m still working.

  • New University Promos

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    BROWN: Hey kids! Is half of your head shaved? Do you have a nose ring? Are you terribly progressive and do you have a lot of empathy? Are you sick and tired of silly things like grades and majors? COME TO BROWN! COLUMBIA: Hey kids! Do you like Harlem? Do you like commuters? Are you…

  • Worst Joke Ever 🙁

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    This is the worst joke ever. Give it no smiley face.

  • Trip to Hawaii

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    “My husband won a trip for two to Hawaii,” a woman complained to her marriage counsellor. “He went twice!”

  • Fritzchen III

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    The teacher asks: “Fritzchen, what is the difference between capitalism and socialism?” Fritz replies: “Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Under socialism, it is the other way around.”

  • Doesn’t Mix Well

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    A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is asked to make a statement. “Okay, Phillips,” says the investigator, “you were near the scene – what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Fred Wilson was in the mixing…

  • Alibaba….

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    One day, three friends met at an inn after not seeig each other for a very long time. They chatted for an hour or so, and then the topic turned to their wives. A: You know, something strange happened during my wife’s delivery. She was reading a book called “The Two Brothers” before her delivery…