Sloth
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My Prognosis Is?
in JokesA man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your face and hands.”…
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A Thanksgiving Cookbook I
in JokesA Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten Class. NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Ivette – Banana Pie You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it. Russell – Turkey You cut the…
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The Crossword Man
in JokesGoing home on the bus one evening a man was whiling away the time by doing a crossword. Three more men got on the bus at the next stop, and as they passed, one said, “If it’s any help to you, 7 Up is lemonade.”
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Which is heavier?
in JokesWhich is heavier, 20 pounds of rocks or 20 pounds of sugar? Their both 20 pounds! doy!
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A Special For Two
in JokesQ.) What kind of service has a two for one “Tuesday” special? A.) Yo mama!!!
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Mario and Princess
in Jokes“Mario, I am in so much pain right now I can barely sit. Leave the mushrooms for the adventures and out of the bedroom.” “Fine Princess. Yoshi, let’s go.” “No, no…Yoshi can stay.”
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Playing Blind
in JokesStevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, “How’s the singing career going?” Stevie Wonder says, “Not too bad, the latest album’s gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it’s pretty good. By the way, how’s the golf?” Nicklaus replies, “Not too bad. I…
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Slight Misunderstanding
in JokesLittle Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was…
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Some More Answering Machine Jokes
in Jokes* You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, “We aren’t in, leave a message.” That’s why I’ve decided to keep mine simple and short. Ipledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer…