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  • Terrorist School

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    “I’m very sorry sir, but I don’t have my homework with me- I left my bag on the bus.” “Well done! A+”

  • Pool Table

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    Why is a pool table green? Because if someone racked your balls you’d be green too.

  • Drumming Up Trade

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    News just in – the drummer tripped over the cymbals, and hit his head. The hospital spokesperson said, “He’ll be all right in a couple of days; he’s just suffering from percussion.”

  • Mexican and Bench

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    What’s the difference between a Mexican and a Bench? A bench can support a whole family.

  • W O R K

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    Can you decipher this phrase? W O R K SEESAWS Overseas work!

  • Two Pints

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    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager, please.” The next one says, “and I’ll have half of what he’s having.” The bartender says, “You’re all idiots,” and pulls two pints.

  • Joined at the Tooth…

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    A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any pain killers because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly…

  • Poise

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    Poise: the ability to continue speaking fluently while the other fellow is picking up the cheque.

  • Riddles

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    Test for Dementia “It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.” Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert The saying; “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain, so..…

  • Simon the Crab

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    Simon the humble Crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Simon in tears. “We can’t see each other any more…” she sobbed. “Why?” gasped Simon. “Daddy says that crabs are too common,” she wailed. “He…

  • Redneck: Cotton Candy

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    You might be a redneck if you eat cotton candy more than three times a week.

  • Pipe Organ

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    A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their very fine old pipe organ from to the new sanctuary. It was an intricate task that was completed successfully. The local news heralded, . . . “St. Paul Completes Organ Transplant.”