Sloth
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How Many Men?
in JokesQ:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!
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Random Things 2
in JokesI believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Weird: STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when THEIR team is winning. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the…
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Amazing Facts 13
in Jokes60 The famous British one-eyed Admiral was Nelson 61 The earlier name of Sri Lanka was Ceylon 62 The UNO was formed in the year 1945 63 UNO stands for United Nations Organisation 64 The independence day of South Korea is celebrated on 15th August 65 `Last Judgement’was the first painting of an Italian painter…
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Snake Bite
in JokesTwo friends, Al and Mike, were walking through the woods, when suddenly a snake jumped up and bit Mike on the penis. He was quickly down on the ground writhing in pain, so Al yelled,”Wait here while I run and get help!” So Al runs into town, gets to the doctors office, and tells him…
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Multiple-choice Questions
in JokesHere is snippet of section A of the curious multiple-choice entrance exam into the exclusive puzzle club. 1. The first question with B as the correct answer is: A. 1 B. 4 C. 3 D. 2 2. The answer to Question 4 is: A. D B. A C. B D. C 3. The answer to…
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Things Your Mom Would Never Say To You
in Jokes1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back? 2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. 3.Let me smell that shirt-don’t worry, its good for another week. 4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed him and walk him every day. 5.That outfit isn’t sexy…
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I’m a Jerk
in JokesOne night I was feeling lonely, so I went to my girlfriend’s house. She wasn’t expecting me, but I was able to calm her down. She was a bit hesitant, but I didn’t think anything of it. I got her into the bed finally, and you know what happens next. In the morning, when I…
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Grade Inflation
in Jokes“Grade inflation,” where assigned grades creep higher and higher, is a concern for teachers. What’s the logical limit of grade inflation? F – Student appears to be a multicellular organism. D – Student has mastered many autonomic bodily functions. C – Student can operate a writing instrument without harming self or others. B – Student…
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Devil in Church
in JokesA few minutes before the church services start the parishioners are sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appears at the front of the church. Everyone starts screaming and running for the door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone is gone except for an elderly…
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Jesus Online
in JokesIf Jesus was born on the computer age, he would just use the internet to spread his word unlike his time, he needs to journey across the world.
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Gandhi
in JokesMahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ….what? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.