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  • Please Tell Me

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    Please tell me how to obey these signs: All Night Dance Club; NO MUSIC ALLOWED Public Stairway; Please do not climb on stairs Country Road; NO PEDESTRIANS OR AUTOMOBILES A room in a touch-an-feel musem; Do not touch A seminar for the deaf; Please listen to others Local bookstore; Feel free to read books in…

  • Clinton V Titanic

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    Titanic Video vs Clinton Video TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe. CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.…

  • Searching

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    It is said that “it is always in the last place you look” Well of course! Are there some people out there who keep looking after they find it?

  • Survival Guide For Taking a Dump at Work

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    Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police…

  • Modern Pregnancy Dilema

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    An 18-year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says: “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know now!”…

  • Baldie

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    Yo Momma is so bald when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a broken condom.

  • Tutor

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    A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to teach two young tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor Is it harder to toot or To tutor two tooters to toot?

  • Banana Machines

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    In the GDR, at traffic hubs and in front of supermarkets there are “banana machines”. You stick a banana in and five Ostmarks come out!

  • Why I Love Her

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    A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife. His friends ask him why he doesn’t want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies… “Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea” So what say the friends, flip her over. “Well, she…

  • Great Expectations

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    Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”

  • Bubblegum

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    Why did the bubblegum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chickens leg.

  • He Knows What He’s Doing

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    One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, ‘Son, where are you going?’ The son replied, ‘I’m going to catch me some chickens.’ The father said, ‘Son, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.’ But the son insisted that he knew what…