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  • Broken Bunny

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    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what…

  • The Drids

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    There was a king who was very greedy; he ruled a land called Drid. Every day he would take all the money and food the Drids had that day. This had gone on for years and the Drids were sick of it. One day a rabbi walked into the town and saw that all the…

  • Amsterdam

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    A Girl went up to her mother and asked, “Mum, is Amsterdam a swear word?” “No, why?” She asked. “Is Rotterdam a swear word?” she asked. “No, why?” her mother repeated. “Well, I heard little sister talking behind my back after I showed her my lollipop, and she said ‘I hope that that lollipop rot…

  • Recipe

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    How to Make Cookies: 1. Make the batter with everything but the vanilla. 2. Walk to your nearest appliance shop. 3. Buy a telephone and walk home. 4. Call a friend. 5. Have her drive you to the airport. 6. Buy a plane ticket to St. Louis MO, USA (home is where the heart is).…

  • Street Name

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    “I’d like the number for Christine Smith in Richmond, Virginia,” the young man said to the 411 operator. “There are multiple listings for Christine Smith in Richmond, Virginia,” the operator said. “Do you have a street name?” The young man hesitated a moment, “Well, uh, most people call me Snake.”

  • A Punny Poem

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    If I were to be pun-ish-ed For every little pun I shed I’d hide me to a punny shed And there I’d hang my punnish head.

  • Being Screwed By An Attorney

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    “Can I help you?” the madam asked “I want Natalie,” the elderly man replied. “Sir, Natalie is our most expensive lady, perhaps someone else…” “No,” said the man, “I must see Natalie.” Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $10,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his…

  • Whats Going On?

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    Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and >>take >>them to their separate hotel >>rooms. >> >>The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His >>depression >>is made worse by the fact that, >>from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries >>of >>”Here I…

  • Lion Story

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    A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows…

  • Endless Love

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    What’s the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder playing Ray Charles at Tennis! Endless Love!

  • Father Brown

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    A young priest has just left the seminary and been sent to his first parish to work alongside an old experienced priest Father Brown. When he arrives the old priest welcomes him with open arms, explaining that he has been working alone and hasn’t had a day off in years. He asks the new priest…

  • Yo Momma So Bald

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    Yo mamma is so bald Yo mamma so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mamma so bald you can see what’s on her mind Yo mamma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.