Sloth
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Yo Momma So Tall
in JokesYo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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What DO They Mean?
in JokesDid they mean these ads to read as they do? Man, honest. Will take anything. Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. 3-year-old teacher need for…
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Weird Facts XVIII
in JokesThe first TV network kids show in the U.S. was “Captain Kangaroo.” Before 1687 clocks were made with only an hour hand. There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts. Caterpillars have over 2,000 muscles.
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Savoir-Faire
in JokesAn Englishman, an American and a Frenchman were discussing a good example of savoir-faire. “Ok,” said the Englishman, “if you came home and found your wife in bed with another man and you didn’t kill him, that to me, is savoir-faire.” “Not quite, fellas,” said the American. “If you came home and found your wife…
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You are a Redneck If … #13
in JokesYou are a redneck if: you won money of your dead grandpa by playing poker with him.
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Management
in JokesA company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means…
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A Man was Out Walking…
in JokesA man was out walking one day and went by a retirement home. As he passed the front lawn, he saw nine old ladies, basking in the sun in lounge chairs. When he looked closer, he realized that they were all stark naked. He went to the door and rang the bell. When the director…
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Batty Books
in JokesGhost Stories by I.C. Spooks Rocket to the sun by R.U.Nuts Your Book of Glamour by Q.T Pie The Camel Ride by Major Bum – issore How to Grow Shorter by Neil Down How to Grow Taller by Stan Dup