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  • Cowboy Riding Into Town

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    A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his…

  • Press Implied

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    Delivering his speech at the opening banquet of a national convention, the visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day. Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested that the reporters omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their newspapers. A cub reporter, in…

  • You Know You’re Addicted to Anime When…

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    I Found this on another website, it is soooo true =D You call your dog Shinji and your cat Neko. You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling “Spirit Bomb!” Your house has an anime room. You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy. You…

  • Precious

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    Miss Annabell had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy’s mansion with her southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as they stare spellbound. “You just wouldn’t believe what they have there in New York City,” says…

  • Tips on Pill Taking

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    Never ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night.

  • Professor’s Diary

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    Jan 3rd, 1995 I have long heard of the lives of the privileged classes, and now I have prepared myself to experience life as a member. Tomorrow, I will don the the uniform of the academic and re-enter society, NOT as I once was, a worker and pawn of the educated classes, but as a…

  • Lay People

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    Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called “Ministers Do More Than Lay People.”

  • A Scottish Excuse

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    Wee Hughie came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Hughie?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.” Wee Hughie sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning. The wife decided to drive me to…

  • The Bus Stop

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    In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini Skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was…

  • Clinton 3

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    Why does Clinton wants a postage stamp issued in his image? So he gets licked more often.

  • “Who’s on First?” By Abbott and Costello

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    Abbott: Well Costello, I’m going to New York with you. You know Bookie Harris, the Yankee’s manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you’re on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if you’re the coach, you must know all the players. Abbott: I certainly do. Costello: Well you know I’ve never met…

  • Nascar For Dummies Book

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    Chapters In The “Nascar For Dummies” Book: How To Read It’s Impossible to Own Too Much Dale Earnhardt Memorabilia Jumpin’, Hollerin’ & Other Ways to Make Sure Your Favorite Driver Sees You When He Goes By at 230 Miles An Hour Roll Down Yer Winder First, *Then* Spit So You Wanna Be A Crew Chief?…