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  • At College

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    1 Good Grades 2 Social life 3 Adequate Sleep. Pick Two Welcome to College…

  • Siren

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    There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says “yes, no, yes, no…..”

  • Women’s Underwear

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    Two lawyers are leaving the office. “I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them. “As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.” “I know the feeling,” the other says. “No, I’m serious,” says the first. “They’re killing me.”

  • My Next House

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    My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines and a large trash can.

  • Tech Support: Always There For You

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    NOTE: This is a true story of a real call to a computor company tech support. One day a guy calls tech support. this is how it went… Cust: Hello? TS: Hello Cust: Yeah, my cup holder broke and my computor is still under warranty, so I would like to get it replaced. TS: Ummm…

  • Midget

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    There Is an old lady who lives in a 14 story hotel. She lives on the 14th floor. Every morning, she goes down into the lobby, gets cereal and goes on a walk. On mornings when it is raining, she uses the elevator all of the way up to get to her room after she…

  • Snake Under the Weather?

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    What is it called when your pet snake doesn’t feel right? -reptile dysfunction.

  • Student Vs. Stock Broker

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    Deciding to take a day off from his important job, a young hot-shot broker went back to visit some of his professors at his old school. Entering the school, he saw a dog attacking a small child. He quickly jumped on the dog and strangled it. The next day, the local paper reported the story…

  • Whale’s Teeth

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    Where do whales go to get their teeth checked? To the orcadontis!

  • Bridge Over Troubled Water

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    Marg and Sam invited a couple over for a evening of bridge. “Sam,” Marg said, “this is the last couple that will ever accept an invitation to come to our house. If you dare to do anything to offend them tonight, I will crucify you!” After they played for a while, Marg went into the…

  • Happiest Day

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    “Congratulations my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.” “But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his nephew. “I know,” replied the uncle.

  • I’m A Cheetah!

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    Mr. Lwin was staring at the cage in the zoo, watching the great cat pace back and forth. “I wonder what the tiger would say if it could talk,” he said to the zookeeper. The zookeeper replied, “It would probably say, ‘Hey dummy, I’m a cheetah!”