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  • Ribbet

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    A kindergarden teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog. She inquired as to whether it was dead or alive. “Dead,” she was informed. “How do you know?” she asked. “Because I pissed in his ear,” said the child innocently. “You did WHAT?” squealed the teacher in surprise. “You know,” explained the…

  • Good Morning, Sisters

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    A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast. On his way there, two nuns look at him and he says, “Good morning, Sisters,” and they reply, “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.” This stuns the priest, who thought he had been very polite, but he…

  • Two Lefties

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    A man with two left feet walked into a shoe store and asked, ” Do you have any flip-flips?”

  • Trabant II

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    Did you know they have Knight Rider in the GDR? It’s a Trabant with a pocket calculator!

  • Happy Birthday Song

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    I know this might be a little on the stupid side but I think it’s funny… Happy Birthday to you.. You live in a zoo.. You smell like a monkey.. And you look like one too..

  • As Scrooge Said – Bumhug!

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    “There is only one pretty child in the world and every parent has it.” – Chinese Proverb. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes. The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.

  • Fishermen

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    What do you call the best fishermen in the state? Master Baiters

  • The Nasty

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    One night a couple was in their room and the woman had just performed amazing oral on her man. He asked her where she had learned how to do it like that. She than said to him, “It took some practice but your dad finally taught me how to do it right.”

  • Why Don’t Women…

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    Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.

  • How are Men…

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    How are men and parking spots alike? Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short.

  • Trying to Fix a Clock

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    Harvey’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, “Vat sims to be ze problem?” Harvey says, “I’m…

  • 60 Divided By 1/3rd

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    What is 60 divided by 1/3rd? Read carefully. If you think it’s 180, then you’re wrong! The answer is 20. 3rd is 1/3. 1/3rd is 1/(1/3), and therefore 3. 60 divided by 3 is 20.