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  • Baaaaa..rk

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    A blonde was getting tired of all the blonde jokes, and being treated as if she were stupid so one day, she decided to dye her hair and become a brunette. She then went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the shepard over. “That’s a…

  • Bus Ride

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    You’re so fat, the last time you went on a bus, the ticket read ”Please allow up to 28 days for delivery.”

  • Blind Man

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    Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?? V V V V V V V V V V V V V V He loved it, but it scared the heck out of his dog.

  • Party Congress

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    Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes. “Who sneezed?” (Silence.) “First row! On your feet! Shoot them!” (Applause.) “Who sneezed?” (Silence.) “Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!” (Long, loud applause.) “Who sneezed?” (Silence.) …A dejected voice in the back: “It was me” (Sobs.) Stalin leans forward: “Bless you, comrade!”

  • Do You Love Me?

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    Once I asked a guy, ” Do you love me, or is that a banana in your pocket?”

  • Suggestion Box

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    Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3×5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a card to fill out. Joe wrote, “The office workers should all be given raises!” When he looked at Frank’s…

  • Bad Date

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    This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never had the courage. Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home…

  • Daughter’s Birthday

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    Ralph was one his way home from work on night, when to his horror, he suddenly realized that he’d completely forgotten his daughter’s birthday. He rushed to the toy store and asked the manager, “How much is the barbie in the window?” “Which one?” The manager replied. “We have Workout barbie for $19.95, Malibu barbie…

  • The Historical Origin Of “The Finger”

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    This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and enjoyment. Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without their middle finger, it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow…

  • Why? (Makes Sense to Me!)

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    Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives…

  • What Does an Xbox 360 and a Prostitute Both Have in Common?

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    Both are attractive cost about $400 for 2 or 12 hours of fun. But right when you’re satisfied you get addicted to them, And keep wasting money replacing em.

  • Redneck Compliments

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    Redneck Compliments – Cute as a sack full of puppies. – If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it. – Gooder than grits.