Sloth
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Chocolate Is Better
in Jokes15 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 5. You can have chocolate even in front of your…
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Enzymes and Hormones
in JokesWhat’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can’t hear an enzyme!
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The Restaurant and the Blond
in JokesOne day a blonde went into a restaurant and decided she was going to order the free birthday dessert, even though it wasn’t her birthday. A month later on her real birthday she went back to the restaurant with her family, and they had the same waiter. She ordered the dessert again and the waiter…
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The Christmas Party
in JokesA waitress at a restaurant that David worked at had a change of clothes stolen from the break room. To make matters worse, she’d planned on wearing them to the Christmas party. As a brand-new employee, David knew none of this backstory, so you can imagine his surprise when the found a note on the…
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CROSS EXAMINATION
in JokesDefense Attorney: What is your age? Little old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up…
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Lunch
in JokesThe teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?” After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess…
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Father’s Day
in JokesIt was Father’s Day, and Little Billy’s mom told him to tell his dad to just lay around, watch TV, and do nothing productive. So Little Billy went into the family room where he found his dad watching TV. Little Billy said, “Dad, it’s Father’s Day, so mom and me think that you should just…
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Concentrate
in JokesYo momma so dumb, she spent twenty minutes staring at a orange juice bottle because it said, ‘Concentrate’.
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Father’s Last Request
in JokesA husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and…
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Birth Control
in JokesA doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she…