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Sloth

  • Grocery List

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    Grocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store.

  • A Biblical Scholar

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    A nice girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for a chat. “So, what are your plans?” the father asks the fiance. “I am a Biblical scholar,” he replies. “A Biblical scholar.…

  • 4 blondes

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    Q: What do you call 4 blondes standing side-by-side? A: A wind tunnel.

  • Shopping

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    A blonde and her husband go to buy her new clothes. First, they decide she needs a new shirt, so they go through a few shirts but she rejects them all. Finally she points at one that she likes, but he thinks it is ugly, so he says no. They go through almost the whole…

  • A True Story.

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    I have a new baby cousin named Caroline. She has a big brother named Sam (he just turned 2) and 2 big sisters named Elena and Erica. Well, my aunt was away with her three daughters. It was just my uncle and Sam at home. My uncle and Sam were playing on the floor. My…

  • Don’t Have Any Fish

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    A man walks into a shop and says, “I see you don’t have any fish”, and the shop assistant replies, “You got it wrong – ours is a butcher: we don’t have any meat. They don’t have any fish in the fish shop that is across the road!”

  • What was That?

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    -Overheard by a professor in the halls a few weeks after the semester starts- Male student to another male student- “Yeah, I signed up for a women’s studies course. It wasn’t what I expected it to be.” “Really? Why is that?” “Well, it involves all this reading about ancient goddesses, and about female empowerment. I…

  • Chinese Names

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    How do the chinese get their names? Their parents kick a can down the street… ching chang chung bing….

  • Make Up

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    As an insult you could say “You know, most of you weight comes from all that make-up your wearing!”

  • Text Messages

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    Something to text to your friendz The police found a joke with no brain, fucked up teeth, a small dick, and a swollen asshole Just called to make sure you are okay I was worried

  • From My Dad.

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    21st Century… Our communication – Wireless Our dress – Topless Our telephone – Cordless Our cooking – Fireless Our youth – Jobless Our food – Fatless Our labour – Effortless Our conduct – Worthless Our relation – Loveless Our attitude – Careless Our feelings – Heartless Our politics – Shameless Our education – Valueless Our…

  • Punny Jokes (yes, i know i mispelled funny)

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. How…