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  • An Elderly Man Called 911…………..

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    An elderly man called 911 and said he thought his wife might be dead. Operator: “MIGHT be dead? Sir, can’t you tell if she is dead?” Man: “I’m not quite sure.” Operator: “Well, what makes you THINK that she could be dead?” Man: “Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are beginning to…

  • Coins

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    It is illegal to stick coins in your ears in the state of Hawaii.

  • The Extra Chapter

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    A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, “Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17.” On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, “Last week I…

  • My Jobs

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    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. The…

  • Ole and Lena Again

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    Ole and Lena went to the Olympics. While sitting on a bench a lady turned to Ole and said, “Are you a pole vaulter?” Ole said, “No, I’m Norvegian…and my name isn’t Valter.”

  • Momma

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    Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to move over.

  • Beauty is MORE Than Skin-Deep

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    When Jacob was finally given an exit visa by the Russians and allowed to immigrate to Israel, he was told he could only take what he could put into one suitcase. At Moscow airport, he was stopped by customs and an official shouted, “Open your case at once.” Jacob did what he was told. The…

  • Bermuda Triangle

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    Yo moma’s like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

  • Scary Business Headline

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    Real headline: “Air Traffic Controllers Can Apply for Job in Braille”

  • 2 Penguins

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    A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas-pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?” The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what to do with…

  • Top 15 Police Excuses

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    Here are the Top 15 excuses for if you are pulled over by a police officer for speeding, running a red light, etc. 15.) Sorry, I slipped on a banana peel… 14.) Oooohh, you’re a policeman? I thought you were just another speeder! I was trying to get away so you wouldn’t hit me! 13.)…

  • What You Should Do When in Times of Need

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    Computer is very common nowadays and most of the people only know what are the computer short cut keys and buttons. This little list would help you when you are in times of need so that you won’t go around saying the wrong things: When you need help: Dont’s: Help!!! SOS!!! Do’s: F1 When you…