Sloth
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Chow Time
in JokesOne of my husband’s duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, “There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!” Checking to…
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Ever Notice???
in Jokes1.) That in school, getting a zero for a grade seems better than getting a 20 or a 30. 2.) That when you are hungry, you look in the refrigerator constantly, even though you know there’s nothing to eat in there. 3.) That ketchup has TONS of sugar? What’s up with that? 4.) That when…
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Mexican sport
in JokesWhat is a Mexican’s favorite sport!? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Cross Country
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Greengrocery
in JokesOur new greengrocery is now starting! We feature lead-free gasoline, phosphorus-free washing powder, fluorine-free refrigerator, …, and iodine-free salt.
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Lawyer vs Dry Cleaner
in JokesQ: What’s the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? A: The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. A lawyer can lose your suit and still take you to the cleaners.
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Twinkies: Food or Not!
in JokesIn an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the following experiments: Exposure A Twinkie was left on a window ledge for 4 days, during which time an inch and a half of rain fell. Many flies were observed crawling across…
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Really Nice Insult
in JokesIt is really insulting when someone from the Greenwich restaurant see you eating a pizza from Pizza Hut.
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Life in L.A.
in JokesA man was sitting in a plane when another man sat down in the seat beside him. The new fellow was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. “Hey, pal, what’s the matter?” the first fellow asked. “I’ve been transferred to Los Angeles, California,” he answered nervously. “They have riots,…
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Pantyhose Quiz
in JokesQ: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now, think about it….. Ready??? ARE YOU SURE??? A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find.