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  • The Three Balloons

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    Once upon a time, there lived three balloons – Papa Balloon, Mama Balloon, and Baby Balloon. Baby Balloon would always go to bed in his own room, but would soon sneak into Mama and Papa’s bed. When Baby Balloon got a bit bigger, his parents tried to get him to stay in his own bed…

  • More Marriages Made In…?

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    If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra. If Cat Stevens married…

  • Prized Possesion

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    A mortician was examining Mr. Zeron’s joke before sending it to be cremated. He discovered the longest private part he had ever seen on Zeron. He felt it a pity to cremate him with it, so, apologising to the corpse, the mortician used his tools to remove the tremendously huge private part. The mortician stuffed…

  • Shaping Up For A Good Excuse

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    SHAPING UP FOR A GOOD EXCUSE A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If…

  • Tomato

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    Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

  • When You Find a Car….

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    You know you’re a redneck when you mow your lawn and find 10 cars.

  • What Do You Call a Sheep…

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    Q: What do you call a sheep that does karate? A: A lamb chop

  • Thing Not to Say to a Cop

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    1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, I didn’t realize that my radar detector wasn’t on. 3. Aren’t you the guy from the village people? 4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me. 5. I thought you had to be in good physical…

  • Voice Mail

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    You momma so stupid, when I asked her,”Why she was yelling into an envelope.”She said “She was trying to send voice mail.”

  • Strange name for Cats

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    One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said…

  • #3 Redneck

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    You might be a redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room!

  • Another Crossword Puzzle

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    Here is a fragment of a crossword puzzle. Note that this crossword puzzle contains abbreviations and acronyms. S O _ Clue: An insult related to a female animal. Answer: Sow.