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  • Bee Phrases

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    Some common phrases that bees should know: Are you are hipbee? How comb? Hive already finished.

  • bard

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    Shakespeare walks into a bar and the bartender shouts at him, “You can’t come in here, you’re bard!”

  • The Pan-cakes

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    The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. – W. C. Fields.

  • Student Errors (Sic) VI

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    For fainting: rub the person’s chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth. For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it. For nosebleed: put the nose…

  • An Actual Internet Conversation

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    This is an actual chatroom conversation from a “local Chatroom” Joe: I wonder what would happen if you had a sleep number bed, and set it to 69? Christy: ? huh? Mike: I dont know, but it sure sounds tasty! Joe: You probably wouldn’t understand Christy, you’re too pure and innocent. Christy: Maybe… sounds more…

  • Good Judgment…

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    Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

  • Telephone Booth

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    Yo momma is so stupid that she gets lost in a telephone booth.

  • 4 Things that You Don’t Like to be Told,but Secretly Agree With.

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    I always follow my first instinct, That is unless I second guess myself. ——————————————— Why don’t you have a drink, your only driving to a funeral right? ——————————————— Why buy a watch from the competitor, I thought time was against us? ———————————————- You must be smart, because you just confused us all. ———————————————-

  • Reincarnation Surprise

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    There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either of them died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the world beyond exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word,…

  • Americans

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    They’re fat

  • Odd?

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    Once there was a man named John Odd. He hated his last name. Since he was little people would make fun of him calling him “the odd man out.” He grew older and fell in love with a girl named Julie. They soon got married and people immediately started calling them “the odd couple.” John…

  • Have You Ever Asked Your Child a Question Too Many Times?

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    Remember this story when they start getting frustrated: My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I…