Sloth
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Unbearable
in JokesAt a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, “And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children.” As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, “You see, my wife…
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Read or Lose Your Account
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A Nicer Approach
in JokesEvery night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let…
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Defending My Arm
in JokesA lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.” “Well put,” the judge…
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Annoying Website
in JokesGo to this website … I know some people might say that this isn’t a joke, but it’s really funny if you go to the website. Trust me. It doesn’t have any viruses. http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/
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Heaven vs Hell
in JokesHours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God, invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan proposed a soccer game between heaven and hell. God, always fair, said to the devil, “The heat must be affecting your brain, the game…
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Engine Driver
in JokesAn engine driver was taken to court because he derailed a train. The judge asked, “Why did you derail the train?” The engine driver replied, “A man ran in front of the tracks.” The judge replied, “You are a fool. You derailed a train and killed hundreds of people just because of one man, you…
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Quotes From Famous Women
in JokesI think – therefore I’m single. (Lizz Winstead) In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. (Margaret Thatcher) When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (Elayne Boosler) I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I…
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A Tight-Ass
in JokesThere was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed of spending holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea – each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank. They bought the piggy, and…