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  • Get It?

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  • Killing a Bird

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    You’re so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

  • How Can I Explain?

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    A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first” she said. “What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.” “That’s wonderful. How about you, Amie?” Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My father is a…

  • The Osbournes

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    Former Vice President Dan Quayle says that if you take out the profanity, the TV show “The Osbounes” is about good family values. You take out the profanity, and “The Osbournes” is about 30 seconds long.

  • Sharks

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    3 sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about the people they recently have eaten. The first one says, “I swallowed the Ayatollah yesterday, but the guy had eaten so much garlic I still feel sick.” The second shark says, “That’s nothing pal! I swallowed Boris Yeltsin last week and the old guy had so…

  • Present For a Black Man

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    What did the little black boy get for his birthday? Your bike.

  • T.G.I.F

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    A Blonde is getting on an elevator and meets a gentleman on board. “T.G.I.F.” she says. “S.H.I.T” was his reply. Puzzled she replied “T.G.I.F” The gentleman was getting a little disturbed the the remark, so he says again. “S.H.I.T.”. The Blonde leans over and whispers “THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY”. The gentleman responses with “SORRY, HONEY…

  • DMV

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    Did you hear about the director of the Department of Motor Vehicles who resigned on Tuesday? He tried to resign on Monday, but discovered he’d been standing in the wrong line.

  • Squirrel

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    Why did the squirrel go to the acorn shop? He broke his nuts on something!

  • Read Its Important

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    newf is cool timmy cool is cool battery is cool girliepie is cool newf is cool drunky is cool all on my buddy list are cool all on wocka are cool all on braingle are cool all on earth are cool all in the many universes are cool I just said you’re cool vote full…

  • Uh Oh…

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    You know you’re screwed when you fall in love with a woman you see at the mall, then realize that she is your sister.

  • More Racist Jokes…

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    What do you call a group of white people running down a hill? Avalanche! What do you call a group of black people running down a hill? Mudslide! What do you call a group of Latinos running down a hiil? JAILBREAK! How do you find the country of Mexico? Roll a quarter down a hill.…