5W1H boo!

Sloth

  • Bright

    in

    Why did the teacher have to put on her glasses during class? Because the kids were to bright!

  • Old Couple and Friend

    in

    Once there was an old man 70 years old named Bob who was married to his 73 year old wife, Mary. They had their grandchild, named Caroline over. Once they got home from their walk, Bob offered Caroline some hot chocolate, toast, and eggs. “Of course!” She said with delight. Then, Bob goes in to…

  • Eight Legs

    in

    Q: What has eight legs, two trunks, four eyes, and two tails? A: Two elephants.

  • Polar Bear in Jungle

    in

    Q)what do you call a polar bear in the jungle? A)lost!

  • Government Power

    in

    What does the government have but never uses to make life simple? Their power!

  • Lone Bones

    in

    Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because it had no joke to go with.

  • Mexican Virus

    in

    MEXICAN VIRUS BUENOS DIAS!! JOU HAVE YUST RECEIVED A MEHICAN BIRUS!!! SINCE WE NOT SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADBANCED IN MEHICO, DIS IS A MANUAL BIRUS. PLEASE DELETE ALL THE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW. TAN JOU POR YELPING ME. JULIO MANUEL JOSE FEDENZIO RODRIGUEZ GARCIA , MEXICAN…

  • Duck and Grapes

    in

    A duck walked into a store one day and asked the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk said, “No.” So the duck walked out and came back the next day and said, “You got any grapes?” and the clerk said, “No.” So the duck walked out and came in next time and said,…

  • Semi-pro Baseball

    in

    Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. “I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.” “Batted .007,” his wife added.

  • Voodoo Enronomics

    in

    Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. Capitalism: You have two…

  • Gold Watch

    in

    A judge was instructing the jury that because a witness changed his statement after giving it to the police, he should not necessarily be regarded as untruthful. “For example,” the judge said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was certain that I had my gold watch in my pocket, then I remembered that I…

  • Southwest Knows Best…

    in

    A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Norfolk to Las Vegas. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” The mother, who couldn’t think of an…