Sloth
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The Wild West
in JokesTex: “My uncle can shoot a gun faster than any other man in the West. He can even shoot without removing the gun from his Holster.” Rex: “What do they call your uncle?” Tex: “Toeless Joe.”
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Is One Foot Enough?
in JokesIs One Foot Enough??? A girl in the U.S. lived very far away from her mother. One day, the girl became engaged but discovered her fiance had only one foot. The girl, surprised sent her mother a letter asking for advice. The letter began, “Mother, my husband has only one foot…” The mother upon receiving…
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Had it All…
in JokesA man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman … then … pow! … it was all gone!” “What happened?” asked the friend. “Ahhhh … my wife found out …”
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Playing With the Dog
in JokesThe veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. “You need to make sure this dog runs around,” the doctor said. “Try playing a game of fetch with him.” “I can’t play fetch with my dog,” the blonde said. “Why not?” the doctor asked. “Because,” she replied, “he can’t throw.”
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1957…Remember?
in JokesThe following were some comments made in the year 1957: (1) “I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.” (2) “Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long when $5,000 will only…
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Chuck Norris Facts: 10
in JokesChuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the “Circle of Life.” If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period. Chuck…
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Oh Magnolia!
in JokesA blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shrivelled and it appeared to be on its last legs. She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation. “Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,”…
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Fast Food Frog
in JokesQuestion: What did the frog order at McDonald’s? Answer: An order of french flies and a diet croak!!
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Stay Away!
in JokesWhat did one virus say to the other virus? Keep away from me, I think I’ve got penicillin!