Sloth
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Amazing Facts 6
in Jokes#1 In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed. #2 Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside. #3 Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams. #4 It cost the soft drink industry $100 million a year for thefts committed involving…
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Yo Momma Head So Small
in JokesYo momma’s head so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo momma’s head so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
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When Pigs Fly
in JokesIt was often said that if an African American was ever voted in to be the President of the United States, that would be the the day that pigs fly. 100 days after President barack Obama is in office, swine flu.
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A New Flagpole
in JokesI’m so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
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Forest Gump Dies and Goes to Heaven
in JokesSt. Peter greets him at the Pearly Gates and says, “Well, Forest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard so many good things about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we’ve been giving an entrance quiz for everyone. The tests are short, but you need to…
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Vote For ME!
in JokesWhat happens when a president gets elected in a year with a “0” at the end? 1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated) 1900: William McKinley (Assassinated) 1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office) 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office) 1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated)…
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The Top 10 Reasons Why Hillary Wants to be President:
in Jokes10. She wants her own intern. 9. She wants to complete her china and silver collection. 8. Brother-in-law Roger needs another pardon. 7. She wants to lease the Lincoln Bedroom to Marc Rich. 6. She wants to rename Camp David to Camp Denise. 5. She wants to pick up the rest of the furniture. 4.…
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Job Application- Stupid
in JokesYo Momma is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “Okay!”