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  • The Genie

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    A man is walking down the beach when he comes upon a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The man immediately demands his three wishes. The genie first warns the man that whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law will get double. Figuring it wasnt all that bad the man thinks about…

  • Zookeeper

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    Two guys own a zoo. To their angst their lone female gorilla goes into heat. Knowing she will be violent if not looked after they take her to a vet for advice. He says she needs to be bred by a male gorilla. Knowing they can’t find a male they weigh their options. One says…

  • Bogers

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    Q.)Why do kids pick their nose? A.)BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO DARN LAZY TO GET A TISSUE AND THEIR FAVORITE SHOW IS ON. EVEN THOUGH THEY’VE SEEN IT 1 HUNDRED TIMES, CAN’T MISS A SECOND TO GET A TISSUE, WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR FINGER FOR FAST AND EASY ANSWER FOR THEIR BOGERY NOSE! Q.) How do…

  • It’s The Law IV

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    Vermont: Lawmakers made it obligatory for everyjoke to take at least one bath each week – on Saturday night. Indiana: Bathing is prohibited during the winter. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic. Massachusetts: Mourners at a…

  • Vegas!

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    A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, “What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!” Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom…

  • Cannibal

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    Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was caught buttering up his teacher

  • Hunted

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    Bob and Bo are hunting. Bob had a sever case of diarrhea so he decided to stay and rest up. Bo goes out and kills a big deer and guts it. He then thinks it would be funny if he laid the deers guts in Bob’s sleeping bag so he does and goes to sleep.…

  • Blond Exam

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    Blond College Exam HINT: this is an exam 1.Spell yes 2.spell no 3. what is 0-0 ANSWER:0 4. answer yes to this question 5. are you human 6. what did you answer #4 HINT: #=number 7. what number is this 8. is this an exam a):yes b);yes 9. spell your name 10. leave this one…

  • Enemies

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    Sunday’s sermon was — Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80 percent of the congregation held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time except one small elderly lady. “Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to…

  • Frog Legs

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    A blond man, Mark, was going to France over the summer. So he asked the advice of his friend, who had been to Paris last year. “Oh!” his friend said, “The food in France is fabulous! Be sure to ask about their frog legs.” “FROG legs? Really?” Mark couldn’t believe it. “Yeah. It seems strange,…

  • A Spelling Lesson

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    Little Johnny kept spelling the word “went” wrong, instead he spelt “whent”. His teacher, who was very fusterated, decided to keep him after class to spell “went” 100 times. The next day she comes into the classroom, thinking he learned his lesson, and sees the whole board is full of the word “went”. But at…

  • Stupid…

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    Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer