Sloth
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A Simple Little Poem
in JokesThis poem is for every guy who has a girl who wants poetry and songs devoted entirely to them 😉 ( Sung to row row row my boat ) Suck, suck, suck my cock suck my god damn cock blow it hard you fucking ‘tard suck my god damn cock! Please, if this offends you…
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Thong Wire?
in JokesQ – What do barbed wire and a thong have in common? A – Both protect the property, but neither obstruct the view.
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Cowboy Indian and Muslim
in JokesA cowboy an indian and a muslim were in an airport waiting for their flight. After some silence the indian says. “Once my people were many, now we are few.” Then the muslim says, “My people were many, we are still many,” he turns to the cowboy, “Why do you think that is?” The cowboy…
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Guinness Beer
in JokesTwo Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning ship. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however,…
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Gift of Freedom?
in JokesA fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have…
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Potential vs Reality
in JokesA teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?” His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.…
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Stuff that Annoys Me
in Jokes1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I want to ask where the bathroom is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the whole room for the TV…
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Ok, This is Kind of Lame…
in JokesIf ham is Canadian bacon, then what the heck do you Canadians call bacon?
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More Strange Word Fun
in JokesA hangover is the wrath of grapes. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Banning the bra was a big flop. Sea captains don’t like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A successful diet is the triumph…