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  • Why did she?

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    Why did the white girl go have sex with a Mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an ESE.

  • Lol

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    It’s pretty bad if you start typing “lol” as if it were a sentence (Lol.) Its worse if you start saying, “laugh out loud” in everday conversations. It’s absolutely horrible if you actually say, “l-o-l.”

  • Murder Case

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    A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think…

  • National Anthem

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    What does a blond think the last 2 words of the national anthem are? Play ball!

  • Intersection

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    A police officer pulled over a vehicle that had just driven through an intersection without slowing for the traffic light, which flashes red continually. (It flashes amber for the cross direction.) The driver, blonde of course, explained, “But I didn’t go through on the RED, I went through on the BLACK!”

  • The Anniversary

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    A very old man and a woman are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The man starts crying quietly. Touched by the mans sensitive side, she goes over to him, hugs him, and asks him whats the matter. The man says, “Remember when we were 15 and your daddy who was a sheriff caught us? And…

  • A**Holes

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    Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because they don’t get assholes untill they get married.

  • No Child Left Behind Act

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    Reacting to Federal guidelines, the State of FLORIDA, which has been highlighted as a role model for student testing by the Bush Administration’s Dept. of Education, has redesigned and just released a new comprehensive test to be given to all students beginning in the spring of the 2004-2005 school year. In response to President Bush’s…

  • 5 Ways of Knowing You’re A Mexican (1)

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    If this offends anyone, PM me. You know you’re a Mexican when… 1. Someone related to you has their name tattooed anywhere on their joke. 2. Your family goes to the flea market in their Sunday’s best. 3. Your birthday doesn’t have cake, candy, and Coca-Cola but has fajitas, chicken, and tequila. 4. When you’ve…

  • Cow

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    Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!

  • The Sea

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    A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on “The Sea.” Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments that were funny and some that were sad. Here are some of them. The kids were all aged…

  • Zombie Lingo

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    We all know that a good old fashioned zombie says “Braaaaiiiiins!” But what would these zombies say? A Vegan Zombie – “Graaaaaiiiiins!” A 1940’s Mobster Zombie – “Daaaaaaames!” A Michael Jordan Zombie – “Haaaaaayynes!” A Vampire Zombie – “Veeeeeeeiiiiins!” A Masochistic Zombie – “Paaaaaiiiiiins!” A Maid Zombie – “Staaaaaiiiins!”