Sloth
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Are You a Killer?
in JokesRead this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, but it will make you think. It is as it reads: No one I know got the answer right—including me. The scenario…. A woman, while at the funeral of her own…
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Peace on You and Fork on a Table?
in JokesOne day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her “I wanna two pieces”. She say “Go to the toilet”. I say “you don’t understand,…
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A really nasty divorce
in JokesA married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing, but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, “I don’t…
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Could Do Better
in JokesTeacher – “Didn’t you promise to behave?” Johnny – “Yes, sir.” Teacher – “And didn’t I promise to punish you if you misbehaved?” Johnny – “Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you don’t have to keep yours.” Teacher – “How can one person make so many mistakes in one day?” Johnny – “I…
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Once There was a Mad Scientist…
in JokesOnce there was a mad scientist who worked by himself in his laboratory. He was so lonely that one day, he decided to clone himself. Everything worked perfectly, except that the clone had a very foul mouth. The scientist worked with the clone, but alas, he could not make the clone clean up his language.…
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Dingo Antics
in JokesA wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dingo along for company. One day, the Dingo starts chasing butterflies, and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.…